Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they dont like it but because its really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so its time we broke it down. Like this.
The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you cant read the emotional road signs, youre going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face.
Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, although I am about to rock your insides with 3 000 lbs. of explosives, heres a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel. Instead of a screaming OH MY GOD!! like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous ooohmygodohmygodohmygod. Kind of like being massaged with exotic fruits by a muscular Arab oil sheik. A good mange (thats French for eat, you brutes) is like a thousand years of Saturdays or a Calgon, take me away ad.
Break it down!