Life in Hell - Vice Fashion

Track Pants: Cor Craft.
T-shirt: Digital Systems.

Shiv Proof Vest: by National Geographic.
You have to wear your greens everywhere in the facility. The only exception is when you’re allowed to go out in the yard. In the yard you can wear the state track pants and a T-shirt that is not grey, blue, orange or black. Grey and blue are reserved for officers. Orange is reserved for The Orange Crush (the special task force used to break up riots). And black is forbidden because it makes the inmates harder to see. The T-shirt must be free of logos and designs.

If you have beef with someone the best way to get prepared is to tie magazines around your torso. It takes 16 magazines to make the vest because they have to be two deep. The first eight (four in the front and four in the back) are stuffed down the pants and the next eight are tucked into the first eight. The magazines can’t go higher than that or they impede your movement. The shiv is best hidden with a bandana.

Fifi towel:
A Fifi towel is a homemade vagina. Simply take a small towel, fold it in half and roll it into a tight cylinder. Then keep it that way using elastic bands. To make the vagina realistic, inmates insert a rubber glove into one of the ends. The wrist of the glove is folded over the edge of the towel and tucked under the elastic bands. After it is secure the glove is filled with hot water. A second glove filled with Vaseline is then inserted into the first glove and tucked under the same elastic. The hot water melts the Vaseline and makes it feel warm and soft. Like a woman.