After prescribing pills for everything from a bad mood to the simplest of common colds the entire globe is now under the shadow of drug-resistant bacteria strains that make the black plague look like a bucket of cheesecake. Add to this happy pills replacing psychiatry and youve got pre-teen Liza Minellis passing out on the shitter after a bad hair day. As of July 12th, 2001, more than two thirds of the American population have become addicted to government-sanctioned highs. What percentage of that are faking it is unknown. Most people dont even know if theyre faking it.
Patients today see all the paraphernalia at the clinic as elaborate menus for synthetic heroin, chill pills and renamed Quaaludes. And with ads that have phrases like ask your doctor whats right for you, there can be no doubt we live in a society where you decide how high youre going to get and when.
The fact that the shittiest actors (Judy, Liza, The King) become the biggest pill-poppers shows how easy it is for Americans to break the law and abuse drugs (something this magazine would never condone - ever). All they need is the right sob story and a health plan. Considering that clinics make their profit based on how many people they can shuffle through in one hour, Americans dont need to go into much detail.