The Ten Tech Commandments
  1. Love thy gaffa as thou would love thyself.
  2. Honour thy SM and thy director.
  3. Thou shalt not get caught in light.
  4. Thou shalt not talk louder than a whisper.
  5. Thou shalt not covet another tech's headset / torch / blacks.
  6. Thou shalt not drop things from fly tower / catwalk.
  7. Thou shalt not crave sustenance other than caffine and cigarette.
  8. Thou shalt not kill another techie. Actors not inclusive.
  9. Thou shalt assist the actor when walking through the wings of darkness.
  10. Thous shalt be as God like as possible - fast, quiet, efficient.
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